A regular got in touch this morning wanting to know if he could give me as a gift to his best friend for his birthday.

I find that funny.

But I'm also slightly concerned. I guess I want to know if this is going to be some kind of surprise, or if the friend will be informed beforehand about what his present is. I'm sure it would be completely and utterly uncomfortable if I just showed up and Birthday Boy is mortified at the whole concept. I suppose I'll have to make sure that it's not a surprise, or if my regular insists that it be a surprise, that I arrange to get paid regardless of whether or not Birthday Boy wants his present or not.

I'll keep you posted, of course.

Posted by: My Secret Life As A Former Prostitute at 12:11 PM

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