Today's public service announcement:

Men, if you'd like your lady friends to pay you better oral attention, shave your balls and trim trim trim the hair down there. Having to stop what one is doing to remove a hair from one's tongue or worse, having to hack it out of one's throat is not at all sexy.

(Maybe I should have called this a pubic service annoucement.)

I'm so delighted. In the last 24 hours two of my all time favorite clients (him and him) have gotten in touch and claim they've been thinking about me ever since I saw them and wish to schedule some of my time.

Time to make lunch for the boyfriend and get some actual "real" work done this afternoon.

Posted by: My Secret Life As A Former Prostitute at 11:43 AM

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