The flap-doodle that is my escortng inbox, recently:

"U CAN COME TO MY WORK...,,,,CAN U SEND PIC"

"i'm interested, but are you married?"

"tomorrow??(anytime after 1 works for me)"

"what would an hour costo today..."


Those are actual complete responses to an ad I placed. Slim slim pickins, kids. Apparently all the interesting and intelligent men are on vacation these days. Looks like I'm going to have plenty of time to re-organize my sock drawer in the near future.

Posted by: My Secret Life As A Former Prostitute at 11:30 AM

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