What is about to follow is a bitchy little rant. If you prefer to think of me as an eternally sweet person who's always perfectly calm and cheerful, please feel free to not read the rest of this post.
1. If one more person emails me and says something to the effect of, "Hey, I haven't read your blog in a while. Care to fill me in on the 'former' part?" I am going to lose all faith in the intelligence of the human race. Why anyone would think I would wish to send them their very own special report as to why the blog now says 'former' is totally beyond me. If you're really that interested in the answer, I would assume you'd be interested in reading the blog and therefore finding out the answer to that question for yourself like the rest of the patient faithful readers. It's in there.
2. One of the reasons I lost interest in being an escort is because I got tired of answering the same questions over and over. It's boring. (And I want to make it clear that I'm not directing this at anyone I'm currently corresponding with or have in the past corresponded with.) Please, do me and yourself a favor: If you want to waste your time typing out a question to me, you should read the blog first. If I've already answered the question at great length, I'm going to ignore your question. Simple as that.
3. I'm not a world authority on hookers. I can't give you the name of someone halfway around the world for you to contact to have your GFE experience with. I can't even give you the name of someone in my own freakin' town to have a GFE experience with. All I can suggest to you is going online and doing some research. There have been plenty of excellent suggestions from 'hobbyists' in the comments on how one goes and does this research. It's in the blog somewhere. Use the search feature over on the sidebar, dammit.
OK, I'm done. And I feel much better now.
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